Two people who had never seen me before separately came to the conclusion that I looked like David Hasselhoff.
“But like a young David Hasselhoff!” they said, trying to soothe my horrified reaction.
Damage done, ladies. Time to get this mop chopped.
Two people who had never seen me before separately came to the conclusion that I looked like David Hasselhoff.
“But like a young David Hasselhoff!” they said, trying to soothe my horrified reaction.
Damage done, ladies. Time to get this mop chopped.
Were you by any chance standing atop the Berlin Wall and singing when they said this? Or running down a beach in slow-motion wearing red swim trunks? Because otherwise I don’t see it.
So, why aren’t there any pictures or video so that the loyal ‘readers’ can become loyal ‘viewers’?
i believe i told you that you didn’t look like david hasselhof, but i guess that doesn’t count.
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