puppetry

So I’ve got a bunch of rewards points stockpiled on my credit card. Here is my dilemma. Should I:

(a) be responsible and replace my pillows and duvet, which are old and definitely need replacing, and are possibly full of anti-sex mojo, which would explain a lot?

or:

(b) be irresponsible and buy a Muppet?

These are the times that try men’s souls.