So I’ve got a bunch of rewards points stockpiled on my credit card. Here is my dilemma. Should I:
(a) be responsible and replace my pillows and duvet, which are old and definitely need replacing, and are possibly full of anti-sex mojo, which would explain a lot?
or:
(b) be irresponsible and buy a Muppet?
These are the times that try men’s souls.
MUPPET. How can you even consider anything else?? Besides, the muppet will pull more chicks than anything you could get at Bed Bath & Beyond. They might be freaky ones who role play The Dark Crystal online, but still.
Conundrum solved: Muppet themed duvet and pillow cases.
Not sure if this will help with anti-sex mojo.
You just changed my life by brining that bit of muppet into my life. Thank you. Um, i’m going with backing up your resolutions get some hot and sexy satin sheets. hehe
Really? Really? You still haven’t ordered your muppet?
God help you if you need props to do comedy. Definitely go for the linens.
– Del
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